
The waste of space that is Lily Allen says she can't remember how many abortions she's had because she used to "get pregnant all the time". How very bloody careless of her. Not to mention callous. This silly woman even sang about her callousness (whilst giggling) on a podcast to the tune of Sinatra's My Way: "Abortions, I've had a few, but then again I can't remember how many."
How hilarious for her and her moronic podcast mate, Miquita Oliver, singing and giggling about killing a foetus (Miquita thinks she may also have had five abortions but isn't sure). I'm 100% pro-choice but I'm sickened by this pair's casual attitude to terminating a pregnancy - something which tears most women apart.
Why couldn't these silly women have made effective use of contraception? Were they too drunk, too drugged up or did they just not give a stuff about ending a potential life? What kind of women are they? Allen has got two kids for God's sake - why would she joke about having multiple abortions? It really isn't funny!
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Cheryl Tweedy is set to return to The Voice as a judge. Why? She hasn't had a hit record for years. Her last solo release was in 2019 and there was a brief reunion with Girls Aloud last year. She's nowhere close to being at the cutting edge of music anymore (if she ever was) so what qualifies her to be a judge on The Voice?
Can't just be because she looks good, can it?
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When he was at Man Utd, Wayne Rooney was earning £300,000 a week. But this year his long-suffering wife, Coleen, earned more than him - £1.3million - while Wayne brought in just £500,000. Still, I'm not feeling sorry for either of them because it's still a stonking income.
That said, I DO feel sorry for Coleen. For years she's had to wake up to old potato face every day and I'm not sure I could have done that - not even for £300,000 a week.
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The BBC can't just keep trotting out the lie: "There's no place for anti-semitism here."
Clearly there is. We hear it every day in news bulletins and we heard it from that lowlife Bobby Vylan with his death chant to Jews at Glastonbury last weekend. Excuses and apologies are no longer enough.
Heads must roll - Director General Tim Davie's for a start, who saw fit to apologise to Jews on his own staff for this revolting antisemitism over which he presided (he was at Glastonbury) but not to Jews across Britain who've had to endure the filth pumped out by our disgrace of a state broadcaster.
And why isn't that dirtbag, Vylan, in a police cell yet?
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I'm now bored witless by the ongoing saga of the family fallout between the Beckhams and their son Brooklyn and his wife Nicola Peltz.
Their latest "agony" centres around the fact Brooklyn and Peltz were in London on some modelling shoot and didn't go see Posh and Becks who were just a couple of miles away.
Look, let me tell you how this is going to pan out. Brooklyn and Peltz will of course split up. Brooklyn, who's done nothing useful in his privileged life, will go running back to mum and dad. They'll welcome him with open arms, tell him Nicola's a b***h and that they'll now look after him and pay all his bills instead of Nicola's billionaire Dad.
Story ends!
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I can barely write this, I'm so angry. Nearly 600,000 people in Britain are driving around in cars paid for by you and me on the Government's Motability scheme.
Here's some of the "conditions" that qualify you for a free car - 7,460 people who are depressed have one, 1,030 suffering from anxiety have one, 800 fat people, 770 people who misuse alcohol have one (pretty bloody dangerous), 220 people who misuse drugs have one (even more dangerous) 230 with Tourette's (I've been behind them in traffic jams), 20 with food intolerances (why should they get a car because they're allergic to broccoli) 40 with tennis elbow. And that ridiculous list goes on.
This really is a sick joke. Especially in the week we've heard Labour MPs screaming about disability cuts insisting that everyone on any kind of benefits is in desperate need of them. Are they hell! This list is an insult to every hard-working person in Britain who pays their own way.
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Can we please stop talking about the few hot days we've had this year as if we're in a scorched earth scenario. It's summer. It's supposed to be hot. Temperatures DO go up to 34 degrees in summer so the Met Office should stop battering us with amber warnings and its patronising advice about how we should stay indoors, wear sunscreen and not exercise.
The Met office needs to spend less time treating us like halfwits and more on getting its forecasts right. Leave us to work out how we deal with them!
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